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luk3y:

:O

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911: what is the emergency?
me: they keep liking my pictures not reblogging them

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i have my hands in my pants.

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smokedoutjesus:

LMAO THIS IS HILARIOUS
js-tooweirdtolive-tooraretodie:

YUMMYY

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girls at my school: if my parents ever found my blog i would be dead!
their blogs: nothing but pictures of starbucks frappuccinos and girls lying on beaches and scene boys and brotips
our blogs: gay porn, smut, swearing like sailors, shameless objectifying of celebrities, and questionable mental stability

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